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Thank you everyone for being here to celebrate this special day with Jessica and Michael!
At every wedding I’ve been to, there’s always one guy who's had a little too much to drink, says something inappropriate, and swears like a sailor -- and if that’s what you're expecting... well, our father will be up here soon!
My sister Jessica is one in a million. Literally, she’s the only Italian woman on the East Coast who doesn’t know how to cook.
Jessica has always been there for me. When I was having surgery, Jessica was by my side taking care of me every step of the way. If she had put as much effort into college as she did research on my surgery, we would probably be looking at Dr. Jessica.
I will forever be grateful for all that she has done for me. I wouldn't be the person I am today without her. I know that she will devote the same love and commitment to Michael that she has devoted to me. Michael, if she is half as good a wife as she is a big sister, then you’re one lucky guy.
Jessica, you’re my sister, you're my partner in crime, and my best friend in the world...even if you never share a bite of your food with me. Michael, I’m warning you now, when she feeds you that wedding cake, it’ll be the last time she’ll ever share a dessert with you!
I know the two of you are going to be happy forever. Let’s raise a glass to Jessica and Michael! It’s always better when you’re together! Cheers!
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