They say you should picture everyone in their underwear when you’re nervous about public speaking. So Michael, I want you to know I am picturing you in a leopard-print thong and you’ve never looked better.
Seeing Jessica here today looking more beautiful than ever makes me smile. As her Dad there hasn’t been a day that’s gone by when I didn’t think she was the most beautiful thing that God has blessed me with.
As most parents know, time flies way too fast and for much of Jessica’s childhood I would have to travel for work. When I would leave early in the morning for a flight, Jessica would set her alarm clock to wake up and kiss me goodbye. She’d also leave little notes by my briefcase wishing me a safe trip and asking me to come home soon. These sweet acts of love and kindness are part of who Jessica is and it’s one of the many reasons that Michael fell in love with her.
Being a father encompasses a wide range of emotions. Every father dreams of his little girl growing up and marrying a metrosexual such as Michael. It takes a secure, confident man to admit loving Pinterest as much as Michael does. All I know is that if Michael loves Jessica half as much as he loves his iPhone then my daughter will be the happiest girl in the world.
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